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A Neurotic Glamour Girl's Weight Watchers Experience and Fitness Adventures


Friday, September 11, 2009

Biking Adventures: Preparing for the Century Tour

Well it's here! The weekend of the NYC Century Tour! To prepare, I rode a LOT last weekend. I wanted to make sure I had the endurance I am going to need this Sunday. I didn't have one big final destination as my goal, just a lot of riding around Brooklyn and into Manhattan. Here's what I did and are some of my favorite photos from the two days.

First of all, Saturday, I had no luck in my endeavor -

I left my apartment with the intention of going to Gorilla Coffee, then Prospect Park, with a ride around the outside of Greenwood Cemetery, where bikes are apparently not allowed. Here are some photos of that morning's ride through Williamsburg-

I can't afford to <3 NY



I love this message on South 4th St in Williamsburg-

Infinite Amount of Possibilities

I have been trying to get this shot for 2 years, but normally pass this area at dusk and it photographs terribly. This is the first time I caught it in morning light. Perfect! (Kent Ave with the Williamsburg Bridge in the background)

I think I caught a helicopter in this shot

I made it to Gorilla Coffee (5 miles away) and was next in line when it suddenly occurred to me "I remember taking the water pitcher out of the fridge to fill it up, but I don't remember putting it back in the refrigerator. Did I leave the kitchen sink on?!" Now yes, dear blog readers, I know I have a bit of the OCD but checking and rechecking things is not one of my afflictions. I actually HAVE done this before while in my apartment - began filling up the water pitcher, left the kitchen and came back to a huge mess. So the fact that I had no mental recollection (I have a photographic memory) of turning off the sink or putting the pitcher away, there was a pretty good chance I had left it on.

I left Gorilla Coffee and biked back home, which took nearly an hour. As if that wasn't bad enough, on the way home, my chain fell off my bike! This was pretty terrifying and had never happened to me before. When this happened, I had no control over my bike - I couldn't pedal and had no breaks (I have a one speed with no hand breaks)! I was on Bedford Ave in Williamsburg, around South 2nd or 3rd St when this happened, and headed slightly downhill. I had to think fast so I didn't kill myself. I pulled onto the sidewalk, angling back uphill and into a fence to force myself to a stop. Like I said, VERY SCARY! I managed to figure out how to get the chain back on after a few minutes, but I was still freaked out.

After that ordeal I made it home, ran into the kitchen where I found the sink NOT on and the water pitcher full and in the refrigerator. I couldn't even believe it!

I left the apartment again, headed for the same places. I got about 2 miles away from my apartment when the chain came off again, this time on Wythe just past Division. Again I put it on and continued riding. Not half a mile away, it came off AGAIN by Flushing! Again, I had to stop carefully and put it back on. I also had to retrieve my shoe which came off my foot in the confusion about a half a block before I could stop (no comments on my inappropriate footwear, thank you!) Now I realized I needed to go to the bike shop. I could not ride like this.

So I headed back towards home, to B's Bikes. On the way there, riding along Kent, the chain came off yet again - this time getting trapped behind a bolt. I sat there on the sidewalk in the blazing sun for a good 10 minutes before I could even retrieve the chain, but once I did, I finally got it back on the bike. And then I proceeded very cautiously (I noticed that coasting or hitting any sort of bump in the road made the chain pop off so I tried to keep pedaling, choosing inclined streets and smooth surface areas), and finally arrived at the bike shop.

The owner, Brendan, was outside and I practically begged him for an emergency repair. I told him what happened and showed him my hands and nails, which were covered in black grease. He simply told me the chain was too loose and this happens over time. He took out a screwdriver and moved the wheel back, which tightened the chain and charged me 2 dollars. (That's all?! I nearly killed myself and that's all it was?!) I tried to give him more money, but he wouldn't take it. That has to be the nicest bike shop on the planet.

Finally, 3 hours after I set out for my journey, I had done nothing and was back at the beginning. I decided the coffee shop and park were not meant to happen, so instead I went to Target on Atlantic Ave to pick up a few things.

Look at this beautiful old subway entrance-

Sadly, they no longer build them like this

One of my favorite buildings in Brooklyn, the old Williamsburgh Savings Bank (tallest building in Brooklyn)-

I love this building (Williamsburgh Savings Bank)

Beautiful buildings in Brooklyn-



I watched a seagull fight traffic for a while as he tried to eat a large piece of pizza-

Still trying to eat that pizza

I don't know where or when I captured this shot. It was accidental, but I like it!

An accidental shot that's worth keeping

This is a great Police Headquarters building (at least that's how it's labeled) that looks like it's straight out of the movies. I found this on Bergen St by 6th Ave in Brooklyn-

Gorgeous Police Headquarters

I returned home from Target with my goodies and had biked a total of 34 miles on Saturday. That was ok, but not enough...

On Sunday, since my bike was repaired, I knew I would do my big ride, so I took out my map to plan my way to Prospect Park, but Littleton thought this was an invitation to show off his cuteness. While super cute, it was not at all helpful!

sprawled out across my bike map

I made my way to Grand Army Plaza, Brooklyn -

Grand Army Plaza



And from there I entered Prospect Park, where I did 3 laps around the park. It was my first time I got to bike around the whole park. It's nice, and a little hilly at points but it's only about 3.5 miles around. It reminded me of Central Park, just much, much smaller.

While I was there I heard someone yell "Bitch Cakes!". I turned around to find a woman I didn't recognize. But once she introduced herself, I knew exactly who she was - she had emailed me a while ago from the website Brokelyn. We chatted for a while, and her friend took this photo of me, which she used in an article on the website this week! (Thanks Faye! Nice meeting you!)

Spotted in Prospect Park

I left the park but only had done about 20 miles. I called my Dad to find out where he was working that day so I could pay him a visit. He was in midtown, on the west side. So I headed to DUMBO and over the Manhattan Bridge (since I hate the asshole cyclists on the Brooklyn Bridge - seriously those are the most obnoxious cyclists on the planet!), then headed west and north.

When I got to the location my Dad had told me, I couldn't find the store, so I stopped to call him. And boy is it a good thing I did! If I had not stopped at that exact moment and missed that light, the following events would have never occurred...

So I was standing there, waiting for the light to turn so I could cross the street. I heard a woman walk behind me and stop on my right. I did not see her but I think I subconsciously recognized her voice because I turned to look at her (something I rarely do) and who was it, but KRISTEN SCHAAL! From my favorite show, Flight of the Conchords!!! I just about squealed, I was so excited! I probably went a little fan crazy on her telling her that I saw her at Radio City earlier this year, and that I love the show, she's awesome yada yada. She was so nice and down to earth, she was asking me about my bike/ride/what I was doing. I explained I was doing a big bike ride today and was up to 23 miles so far but wanted to hit at least 40. We chatted a few minutes (she even asked about my 'dead cat' tattoo, RIP Smokey, I miss you!!!) and of course I asked her to take a photo with me, which she kindly obliged to (good thing she had someone with her to snap it!)

Me & Kristen Schaal

It was such a whirlwind conversation and experience that I didn't even get to ask her what the odds are of Jemaine Clement going out with me. Damnit! That was probably my only chance! Anyway, she told me to say hi to my Dad and we went on about our lives.

After visiting my Dad, where I told him all about my run in with Kristen, I "twizzled" (my Dad calls tweeting "twizzling") the encounter. Then I left the store all smiles. I couldn't believe my good luck running into her. I would have never been on that corner or in that neighborhood if I had not gone to visit my Dad. The fact that I was there the exact second that she was blew my mind. Awesome!!

I still had about an hour and a half of daylight and I had to get at least 40 miles in, so I headed to the west side bike path and biked north - all the way up to 88th Street.

I love those stairs

I then biked south on Riverside Drive and on 11th Ave. I took this shot of the New Yorker Hotel and Empire State Building from 35th Street-

view from 35th St

As I passed through the West Village, I captured this sign again. I just love the neon (even though I would never eat there)

Even as a vegetarian, I have to admit that's a fantastic sign

And then I found this great sign on Bleecker St-

Amazing old sign on Bleecker

When I finally made it back to Greenpoint, I was up to 48 miles. So I biked around my neighborhood for a little while longer till I pulled up in front of my apartment -

Back at home. Today's total = 50.5 miles!

That's right, I did just over 50 miles that one day! And I felt awesome! That means over the course of the two days I had biked 85 miles! I am sure I'm ready for Sunday's 65 or so. We are even supposed to have nice weather! Now I just need to plan an outfit...

11 comments:

kimert said...

I have recently found (thanks to a friend) your fab blog! You are such an inspiration. Good luck on Sunday!!

Stevi said...

I'm a new reader and LOVE your blog. You are fabulous. Nice work riding 50 miles in one day, I am impressed. And you were dressed all cute and everything. I would have been in my sweats looking like hell after that many miles.

But maybe I will have to try that. You've inspired me.

Oh also, you take amazing pictures!

Florrie said...

I love Kristen Schaal! So very jealous :D

and i thought you'd like to know you've inspired me to dig my bike out(i havent ridden a non-gym-stationary-bike in about 7 years.)
Haven;t ridden it yet, it needs to get checked over and i need new lights and stuff but im excited about getting back into it :)
If my bike cleans up prettily she might even get named sheryl :p

*Bitch Cakes* said...

Welcome Kimert! and thank you so much! I can't wait to hit Central Park tomorrow morning and get started :)

Stevi- Another new reader, thank you! I totally believe in being cute at all times. It doesn't take long to do it and it makes you feel wonderful. I hope I inspired you to at least try because when you look good you really do feel good!

Florrie- That's fantastic! And you're smart to hit the bike shop first. Let them check it out and make sure it's ready to be ridden. Then just get out there and ride - start small, but just start! Riding my bike has given me the greatest sense of freedom and happiness I've probably ever experienced. I'm excited for you whether you name her after me or not. You go, girl!

Florrie said...

I think there's a big park near my new house so I'm going to ride there as mucha s possible til I get confident enough to ride it on the roads. Should be able to commute to and from uni on it soon enough!

Signed D.C. said...

Jemaine got married and had a kid not too long ago, so sadly the chances of a date are slim. But please, I've gotta say it, get yourself a cute pair of skippies--if anyone can find such an item, you can! Or Mary Janes or some other strap-type shoe. Beauty may be pain but it's nothing to break your neck over!

*Bitch Cakes* said...

DC- NOOOOOOO! I didn't know that! Oh how crushing! :( I actually do have a few pairs of those kinds of sneakers and wear them on occasion. I wore the black pair during the 5 Boro but they got destroyed and I had to throw them out. I just hate getting off my bike and being in flats. But since tomorrow's ride is huge, I will probably not wear heels. But I may bring them in my basket!

Q102Briand said...

good luck on your ride! You have inspired me for so long! btw I LOVE your photos in this post!!!! I love taking pictures as well. I hope all is wellin your world!
xo
Brian

Keva Kate said...

You are too adorable! I love your bike and your outfit, of course! And wow, that's a lot of miles to cover in one day. What kind of bike is that you have? I just got an awesome blue Electra bike. I have dubbed her BLUE BETTY (check her out on my blog -- wrote about her a few days ago -- I love her!). In fact, the first time I laid eyes on her (yes, I talk about her like she is a person), I thought, "Man, all I need are some pin curls and some red lipstick to really look good on this bike!"

Happy riding! Love your blog! Keep up the great exercising...you look fantastic!

Sherri L said...

First of all congrats! Your legs must be SO sore! Amazing.

I LOVE your photo of the Williamsburgh Savings Bank. The lighting is incredible, it looks timeless.

Ok, so now on to my things I wanted to tell you. I have a Nirve Black Flower cruiser (it's really similar in build to your HK bike) and the chain pops off on me all the time! I've become really careful, as you said to not pedal over bumps, etc. Putting on the chain back on doesn't take me too long, but the grease that gets on your hands is terrible!

Other thing I wanted to tell you if that a while ago when Flight of the Conchords was filming I actually saw Jermaine Clement walking down Manhattan avenue!! Of course I freaked out, but I rarely go up to people. They filmed a scene on the street outside that polish club on top of the McDonalds on Greenpoint Avenue.

Good luck next week!!!

Bella said...

As always, I love reading about your adventures on your bike. The photos are phenomenal and your ride is so inspirational. 50 miles! Awesome!